"Please figure out how to cook this.
Xoxo Erica :-)"
attached was this:
This, everyone, is a pheasant. In a plastic bag. With a CLAW. It's about the size of a cornish hen, still has a few feathers...and has a CLAW. Did I mention that it has a CLAW?
It turns out that her boss gave it to her this morning, and now she wants to cook it.
This is waaaay out of my league.